Law and Order: UTI meets Tushy

September 15, 2017 Uqora Staff

In the urinary tract, diseases and infections are considered especially heinous. The best practices that prevent these vicious maladies are of an elite list called the Save Vaginas Unit lead by the TUSHY bidet. These are their stories.

Dun Dun

If I were to describe in detail what a UTI is like to the lucky soul that has never experienced one, I  would say it feels like someone took your bladder, stuck a skewer through it and started roasting in over an openfire a la chestnuts on Christmas. Does that seem accurate?

Campfire

Your Bladder with a UTI

But there are so many ways to prevent this agonizing discomfort and pain from happening to you. We are all familiar with the ritual of peeing after sex. Capping off your hot steamy 10 min. sexcapade with a potty break has been etched into our minds like an 11th commandment. “Thou shalt piss after penis.”

commandments

 Though a very important practice, it takes more than a little tinkle to demonstrate proper chronic UTI prevention. E. coli bacteria cause more than 80% of all urinary tract infections. Because the vagina and your booty-hole are in such close proximity, this makes it easier for fecal bacteria to travel to the vagina and settle in, like the worst Airbnb guest. You know, the kind that sets your house on fire.

Girl sets fire

Unfortunately for us, pee doesn’t clean your butt or rinse away the infection causing bacteria waiting to infiltrate your lady zone. So consider  TUSHY! TUSHY, like Uqora, is a great addition to your UTI fighting arsenal. It’s a sleek and simple to use bidet attachment that gives your nether regions and thorough and complete clean after every poop.

Unlike toilet paper, TUSHY won’t leave excess crap hanging around looking to “taint” your vagina. You’ll benefit from using TUSHY both before and after you knock boots. Chronic UTIs can sneak up on you at any time. It’s important to stay healthy and use to best prevention methods possible. The vagina is a powerful thing. Keep it that way!

Thanks for the guest post, Tushy! Head over to www.tushy.me to check them out.


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